Amahuka ayakuthanda ukunceda abathengi ngemali. Abakhathali nokuba bancancisa bani na kwaye bahluthwa njani. Ubuso obuhle luphawu lwenjakazi. Amantshontsho athanda ukuthengisa ubuhle bawo. Kwaye okona kubaluleke kakhulu, baginya i-cum nasemva kwesithandathu. Ha-ha-ha!
Abazali bayayinqanda intombi yabo ukuba i-lollipop, kodwa i-stepbrother ayinjalo - unokujika amehlo. Ngobabalo oluthile. Umntakwethu omncinci onamaqhinga - wamnika idick ngokutshintshiselana nelollipops! Ewe, ndingathatha ntoni kwi-blonde - kufuneka nje ukuba abe nayo yonke imingxuma!
Ndingathanda ukwenza ihomo/jamo/jammo.