Kulungile ke bhuti hayi kakhulu. Usisi mkhulu, nguye ibhombu ngokweparameters. Umfo, kwelinye icala, ubuthathaka. Wayibukela, kodwa hayi ngolonwabo. Unokuthi ndijonge, ndaphinda ndaphinda ndaphinda ndaqhama lonke ixesha. Kwakungekho nto yakubona. Kwakungekho nto yokuqala. Ubuncinci ubume boqobo besiza kufakwa. Ngokubanzi, iyadika kwaye ayinomdla! Ingcebiso ukuba ungabukeli, uchitha ixesha lakho.
Enjani imvakalelo eli qela le-bachelorette liqale ngayo, ulwandle lobubele. Ndiyabona ukuba akukruquki kumaqela e-bachelorette, kwaye akukho mntu uzihluphayo ngokudlala imidlalo yabasetyhini. Isihlwele esinjalo siya kukhotha nayiphi na intombazana, kwaye ayifuni indoda.
Ukusuka ngaphambili kunye nangasemva - kakuhle, umfazi flat ngokupheleleyo. Inye kuphela inzuzo ebonakalayo - ii-orifices eziyilwe kakuhle. Kwaye ke ngenxa yeempundu ezithe tyaba kulula kakhulu ukutsala iqabane lakho kwimpundu, nokuba ungagobanga. Kwaye andiyiboni enye into enomdla kweli nenekazi! Indoda ngokusisiseko ineminyaka yobudala, ngoko ke iparamitha emisela yona bubudala bomfazi kunye nokwenzeka kokusebenza kwakhe ngomva!
Ukujonga ukuba bebesele kangakanani, andothusi ukuba babenombono wokuba babe bathathu. Ingakumbi kuba umama ukhohlakele kangaka. Ukuphuza intombi yakho phambi kwesithandwa sakhe kwakuthetha ukuzinikela njengentshontsho ukuze ukhule. Kwaye lo mfo wasebenzisa elo thuba ngokubabetha bobabini. Wade wabelana ngesidoda kunina xa engena phakathi kwemilenze yentombi yakhe. Damn, ilungile loo nto!
bendizomkhotha ngcono kunala ndoda.